when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay
protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”
today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because swiggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac
You know how you get those posts with Americans and Brits bickering over freedom and tea and scones and spelling.
And the rest of us who aren’t from either country are just looking on like
oh just kiss already
WE. ARE. NOT. YOUR. OTP
GOD WE HAVE SHIPPERS